A list of puns related to "Friendship"
I had a friend in the publishing industry who made calendars, but I had to end our friendship
He was always getting hung up on little things, and telling me that our days were numbered. I've turned the page.
I hear he's dating someone now though.
A good romance starts with a good friendship
And a bad romance starts with “ra ra ah ah ah, ro ma, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la”
What do you call a fake friendship?
A palacy!
A blossoming friendship
My neighbor and I have been battling with epees lately, which has aided in our friendship...
You know what they say, good fences make good neighbors.
The best vitamin for friendship is B1
Stealing cooking utensils might end a friendship
But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.
So basically I was friends on Minecraft with this guy but I had to stop the friendship as he clearly wanted me to have sex with him.
He kept asking for my seed
I told my son about the most important vitamin for friendship...
"B-1."
A special kind of friendship
So I went running today and got home exhausted and messaged a good friend of mine:
http://imgur.com/wQwfIbP
I'm the dad of my friendship group.
We were talking about what we wanted to do as youngsters when we got older.
My friend: "When I was younger, I wanted to be a gun."
Me: "Well apparently it's not a very stable job being a gun. A lot of people get fired."
The groans were incredible.
Ruining friendships one dad joke at a time.
>Driving past a fancy looking building under construction.
Friend: What is that?
Me: ...looks like a building...
And that's how I got thrown out of a moving vehicle.
Good romance starts with good friendship
A bad romance starts with "ra ra ah ah ah. ro, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la,"
A good romance starts with a good friendship. A bad romance on the other hand starts with...
Ra ra ah ah ah, ro ma ro ma ma, ga ga ooh la la, want yo bad romance.
If a good romance starts with a good friendship, what does a bad romance start with?
Ra ra ra ah ah.
Good romance starts with a good friendship. Bad romance on the other hand starts with
“Ra Ra Ah Ah Ah Ro Ma Ro Ma Ma Ga Ga Ohh La La” (Lady Gaga)
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