A list of puns related to "Valentine"
Would love to hear some good valentine puns (with pics if possible)
What do you give a baker on Valentine's Day?
Flours
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day ?
They're very scentimental
Valentines Day 2020 - "There's love in the air"
me: well no, its got nitrogen, oxygen and a spot of COVID
I got friend zoned but being the gentleman that I am, I still have her a dozen roses for Valentine’s Day
The mandalorian was handing out valentine's. They read.......
Baby, Yoda best, valentine from a galaxy far far away.
I asked my wife what she wanted for Valentine's Day and she told me she wanted a divorce.
I told her I wasn't planning on spending that much.
Cue the Valentine's Day posts v.redd.it/0eqavgouhig21
I decided to try something new and get my wife a box of red hot chili peppers for Valentines
she told me "give it away, give it away, give it away NOW" !
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
Look out for cold sores when sharing candy this Valentine's day...
Mine went from Mounds of Joy to Herpes Kisses.
What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purr-fect for me!
I booked a table for Valentines night tonight and I just hope it goes better than last year.
We were there for about 20 minutes before my wife even potted a red.
Finally, something for my Valentines Day dinner.
This year for Valentine's day I gave people a can of root beer and a can of refried beans.
Told them to have a rootin' tootin' Valentine's day.
My wife was absolutely livid after I gave her a clothesline for Valentine's day...
She stayed down a lot longer than they do in the WWE
My boyfriend gave me a ring on Valentine's day
And he reached my voicemail
What do you call someone who was born on Valentine’s Day?
A love child
Girlfriend got mad when I gave her a box full of ants with calculators for valentines day
Don't understand why, she'd always told me it's little things that count?
Hey dads, get your significant other one of these for valentine's day!
I know my wife loves a boo-K.
I already have a date lined up for Valentines day
I'm thinking Feb 14th
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
The only time I got anything for Valentine's Day was in 3rd grade where my teacher gave me a Slim Jim.
I spent Valentine's Day eating my meat.
My pun-themed Valentine’s Day gifts for my best friend :)
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. That is true love. The heart wants what the heart wants. ❤️
Got this for my Valentines card (for context my name has Grace in it)
Valentine's Day with my Crush imgur.com/gallery/ffhwR
I got a rooster on 2018's Valentine's day.
Lol, on last year's Valentine's day my best friend had got mad at me for not asking my crush out.
We'd planned on going to McDonald's together because he didn't have a date either. When I arrived at McDonald's this f*cker was holding a cardboard box with a terrified look and when he saw me he immediately gave me the box and told me he'd already bought the food and that we better take the bus to my place. I just thought he probably was joking or something because the box didn't even have any kind of decoration, it even had a chips brand printed on it, but as we got to the bus and sat I felt something moving inside, I thought maybe it was a puppy or something, but why did he look scared of it?
So, we get to my house, I go to my backyard, where my then 7yo beagle was and I open the box. I could only see a black blur flying out of it and then heard my best friend scream. It was a rooster. He's terrified of birds. And weirdest of all it was a fully grown rooster but he was super tiny, like 10 inches tall tiny.
I asked him wtf was going on and he just kinda hid behind the backyard door and said "I bought it so that you could get some co*ck tonight".I always make puns and he hates them, I was speechless. So long story short I now own 6 chickens and 4 roosters (my mom got super mad at him for buying the rooster, but then she got super attached and bought him a chicken, when she laid eggs she let them hatch, the rooster's name is Enrique btw, my mom even made him a birthday party and all last week, lol)
I finally found a date for Valentine’s Day
February 14
Yeah, I have a date for Valentine's Day.
February 14th.
(it's 11:26 PM where I am so it's still Valentine's Day for me)
After Valentine's Day, we need an "Alentine's Ay"
because there should be something for those who don't get the V or the D
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
With Valentine's Day coming up this week, I fear I'm going to be inundated with women.
Oops, sorry. In. Undated.
I NEED PUNS FOR VALENTINES DAY FOR CLASS! MY TEACHER IS MAKING ME MAKE CARDS!
I have a date for valentines day
It's the 14th of february
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